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If you’re ever bored, here’s a list of Studio Ghibli films you can watch for free.

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when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

lokispriestess

However you think this story will end is wrong

wardenmcpherson

Why does this keep happening to him? Did the cars find out about Christine?!

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one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying

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foreground: character is talking about how they pride themselves on being a good parent

background: character’s 3 year old son starts a car and speeds off

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Originally posted by mansplainedmarxist

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This will never get old.

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Originally posted by chiekuchiki

Kinda works

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